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Cat whisper or local cat treat dealer ?
Lol hey, it's Monday again. Time flies, what the heckie.
When you make a friend in the ER because both mad they left this in us. 
Sooo last Monday I went to the ER (because
who has time to make actual doctors appointments?) 
And it was seriously so lit. 
There was a guy who had to get like security with him to keep him from fighting people and he kept rapping about having female body guards, I was weak. One of the lobby nurses was talking to us and said him and his friends accidentally started a church. We just kinda smiled and gave him a thumbs up.. He was so nice though what the heckie. 
Then on Tuesday, we had Zone Conference, and they asked us and 2 other sets of sisters to do a musical number... I know for a fact they were not prayerful about this decision because home sister can't sing to save my life. 
But it was good, they gave us rocks with gold on them and kept telling us to keep flipping rocks because there are golden ones out there, which was a sweet analogy and also I got a free rock, turn up. 
Taco bell :,)
Then the next day SOMEHOW the rock got into my shower and I straight up also pooped my pants because I thought it was a crab or snail and I was so confused on how it got in my shower...... after 30 minutes of freaking out, I realized it was my rock :////
Okay just fun things that happened. 
So tbt when I talked about Robert, he's almost completely off cigarettes , my dude. 
Also when we have 2 people getting off tobacco products so they can get baptized. Don't do the smokes kids. 
What else happened. .
We put a girl named Alma on date for baptism, like her name is Alma, she is literally half way to Mormon.  She's cute , we love her. 
Idk what else. 
We are almost half way through the transfer, like I just got Sister Whitney what the. .
But okay yea, idk what else. You all are the best.
Besties for the resties,  amirite?
Lol okay , sorry. I'm done. .
Every billboard in this area is in Spanish... I'm Spanish..
Wait
Why did the Potato go to France ?
Because it wanted to be a FRENCH FRY HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
bruh I'm weak. 
Somebody get me?
Okay the end.
Cue da credits.
Lol okay I'm so sorry, but I can't delete any of that so here we are. 

Sister Wingate 

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